Ok, I have to confess something. Fast food menus stress me out It may sound a little snobby(don't care), but I do food for a living and don't eat out much as a whole 'cause I just take it home when I go-plus my wife is awesome and I've turned her into a food snob too-

So this is what it's like for me at your typical drive-thru at "(insert favorite clown character here) Burger and Chicken Fingerland" - I see the menu but I'm overwhelmed at the sight of all the pictures. I guess I like the old-skool list with a brief description followed by price. Anyway, the "menu" consists of 30-something little pictures of a bun-looking sandwich something, but then there's two prices.

Now I'm thinking,"Uh oh, what's the two prices for"
So I ask....Oh, it's for a combo. I'm thinking,"What's in a combo?"
So I ask....and the look on the cashier's face is like"Duh, you don't know what comes in the combo?" Then she says,"Duh, Fries and a drink." Ok, she didn't say duh. But she looked a Duh right at me.

My next thought is that the people in line behind me are staring me down in disbelief that this is taking so stinkin' long.

....So I turned around and looked a Duh right at them!
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